“My mom used to be a church goin’ woman.” “Every Sunday in the hood, she’d drag us by the drug dealers, the hookers, and the gang bangers to go sit …
Immortality
What is the greatest weakness of the human species? Is it our need for sustenance to fuel every cell in our body? The reliance on spending hours a day in …
Light Bulb
Hi! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbin’ nature… … … By the balls! Now, I’m sure you’re asking yaself, “Self, why is Chip Montana dressed like a light bulb?” Well, …
Copy Cat
There was a time that I had to deal with a copy cat in 2008; the Kindred was in the UK basically trying to be the new Jack the Ripper. …
Antediluvian
Each generation that succeeds the last brings with it revolutionary change. From the age of stone to the age of bronze, from the age of the sword to the age …
Machiavelli
They say that those in absolute power – engorged in fame and all the bullshit that comes with it – are there because their eccentric personalities are housed within the “dark …
Wind
There was a great fire and it raged for years, wreaking havoc upon anyone and anything caught in its path. So fearsome and destructive was this blaze it razed an …
Blood, Sweat & Tears
“I’ve shed blood, sweat and tears for the Rewind Championship.” “I sweat to win it. I battled through hellacious circumstances to take that title home. I’ve held it three times …
Sermon of Sadness
Brothers and sisters of this congregation, I come to you asking a simple question. How are humans different from animals? It’s not our opposable thumbs, primates have those. It’s not …
Pity.
A young man sought to prove himself worthy, and began to climb the nearest mountain. The trek was arduous, made more challenging because of a light snowfall covering it…but climbed …