“When you lay down with snakes, expect to be bitten.” A vet was once presented with a strange case. A man owned an enormous python. Every night, the man would …
Rose-Tinted Goggles
I once knew this punk who thought of himself as one of these free fucking spirit-types. He was like something straight out of the 60s, but in his own warped …
Flyer
It was 2007, when one of the biggest boy bands of all time officially disbanded. 1.8 million records of N*Sync’s last album sold – and they earned hundreds of millions …
Third Wheel
Man was created by Yahweh in his image. Yahweh then created woman to fulfill man’s needs. Together man and woman were designed to work side by side to achieve greater …
Lawnmower
“Imagine one big mother fuckin’ field.” “That shit is overgrown as fuck.” “There’s giant fuckin’ weeds growin’ all over the place, the odd beautiful flower and there’s a dipshit ‘thinker’ …
MARCH OF THE CORPSES
When you smell it enough, the stench never leaves your nostrils. The stench of blood. I’d pat their back, push them forward onto the table and as they settled down …
The Highway
“The road is a long and winding one.” “Everybody has their destination.” “You’ll find all kinds of modes of transportation on the road. Each one travelling towards that destination as …
BDE
“Her name was Haley, and she was the hottest bitch in the hood.” “Everybody wanted a chance to clap them cheeks, yet nobody was ever able to catch her eye.” …
Wake the Dragon
Long ago, there lived a great Dragon. In his youth, this Dragon had terrorized all that he laid eyes upon. Whatever he wanted, he took. Because none could stand against …
Lion’s Den
When thinking about one’s humble abode, many avoid imagining blood on the walls, limbs strewn upon the floor, and scattered viscera from the people who resided there. Most would consider …