April 2022

STARBOY had started to go through a dry period. Business wasn’t booming as it once was and instead of his phone notifications going haywire around the clock 24/7, he found himself staring at the screen waiting for a text or a call. He

When I first arrived here, my host put me up in a typical human spare bedroom. A nice comfortable bed. A small TV in the corner. Bookshelves containing the books, DVDs and CDs he had managed to build up during

"There's always that one girl in every neighborhood." "You know the type. She's pretty and well dressed. She seems funny and smart at the same time. She seems like she has it all." "Every guy in the neighborhood lusts after her. They

"Every cereal worth their shit has a mascot featured on the front of the box." "Captain Crunch, Toucan Sam, Lucky the Leprechaun, and so on not only help their brand stick out from the rest of those bland store brand or

Some of the greatest games in the world involve a combination of skill, strategy, and sheer luck. The perfect game can be found at the intersection of the three

"Every school had those kids with an absolute hard on for their teacher, right?" "And the teacher knew it too! She'd see these kids who stayed behind after class to talk to her, chatting away like they had a chance, and

As long as I can remember, I've had a fascination with music. My parents always told me I was the kid who danced before he could walk. Dancing eventually progressed to singing and my favorite place to sing was in the back

“The last echoes died on the white slopes; the new mount glittered and lay still in the silent valley.” - Evelyn Waugh   To face the full force of an avalanche is the greatest fear of those that climb the slopes. We learn to

Oi! I'm Chip Montana, and I'm grabbing nature

Nobody ever sees until it’s too late. Nobody but me. When I was a freshman, there was this kid named Tyler. He talked funny since he wasn’t from around here. People loved him, though. He’d walk through the halls like he was hunting wabbits,