STARBOY had started to go through a dry period. Business wasn’t booming as it once was and instead of his phone notifications going haywire around the clock 24/7, he found himself …
These Boots Are Made For Hiking
When I first arrived here, my host put me up in a typical human spare bedroom. A nice comfortable bed. A small TV in the corner. Bookshelves containing the books, …
Neighborhood Whore
“There’s always that one girl in every neighborhood.” “You know the type. She’s pretty and well dressed. She seems funny and smart at the same time. She seems like she …
Fade Into Obscurity
“Every cereal worth their shit has a mascot featured on the front of the box.” “Captain Crunch, Toucan Sam, Lucky the Leprechaun, and so on not only help their brand …
Critical Hit.
Some of the greatest games in the world involve a combination of skill, strategy, and sheer luck. The perfect game can be found at the intersection of the three…and it …
Horny For Teacher
“Every school had those kids with an absolute hard on for their teacher, right?” “And the teacher knew it too! She’d see these kids who stayed behind after class to …
Emergency Alert
As long as I can remember, I’ve had a fascination with music. My parents always told me I was the kid who danced before he could walk. Dancing eventually progressed …
Avalanche
“The last echoes died on the white slopes; the new mount glittered and lay still in the silent valley.” – Evelyn Waugh To face the full force of an …
Firesnatch
Oi! I’m Chip Montana, and I’m grabbing nature… BY THE BALLS! And on this week’s episode, we venture into the depths of one bad motherfuckin’ volcano, as we attempt to …
Too Late
Nobody ever sees until it’s too late. Nobody but me. When I was a freshman, there was this kid named Tyler. He talked funny since he wasn’t from around here. …