March 2022

Perhaps, you'd like to hear my take on the tale of three ambitious little pigs who stumbled upon a quiet clearing in the expansive forest. While in a bubble of their own infinite excitement and wonder, they took the surrounding silence as

A long time ago, there was a group called the “Society of Leopold” and they were vampire hunters. The group believed everything supernatural were part of the Anti-Christ’s army; they believe it is their divine duty to slay or otherwise

When I was growing up, my favorite day of the year was Christmas. I was fixated, the very first thing I did every morning during the holidays was think about what day it was and how many days were standing between

Even in science, there is a sense of art. Something studied for its pure, empirical insight still has room for something to be admired. To be loved. Consider, for a moment, the prism. A simple object of basic material that reveals a complex beauty

"After spending all day fucking shit up and making people our bitches, we go out to eat at whatever fast food place is nearby." "Usually it's a McDonalds or some other burger joint we end up stopping by. While we're there,

"It happens all the time." "Imagine the end of spring and summer is just around the corner." "The sun comes out to shine more frequently." "People's attitudes are starting to liven up." "And then, some unknown artist from no where drops a hit track

"Imagine, if you will, a rag." "What is its purpose?" "The answer? The rag exists purely as a tool for cleaning, cleansing the world around it. Seeped in soap and dripping with water, a rag is a tool for the righteous cause

"You're a sinner!" "God doesn't love you!" "You're going to hell, faggot!" "I heard that shit every day for about eight years." "The religious kids in town were as fucked up as they come. They were, like, obsessed with the gay dudes in town.

Would you believe I'm a fan of motor racing? Well, many moons ago, there was a race car that totally dominated the circuits. It was the baddest on the track. I mean, this car, it had everything. It was constructed of the finest parts,

I heard a story once about a successful group of soldiers during the crusades.   Who upon their deaths, found themselves in front of Saint Peter.  They thought they’d be judged worthy of the light of their God.  They had slew so many